LMFAO THE FACT THAT I ADDED THE SONG HAPPY VIOLENTINES DAY TO THE MTT PLAYLIST IN REFERENCE TO HOW I FEEL ABOUT THE WHOLE THING but also because it reminds me of mettaton with a chainsaw..

valentines day was traumatic for me last year i dont even want to think about it.

oh so my abuser had to be real but Mettaton isnt? cool😸

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AND THR WHOLE FIC WAS CALLED 'TURN ME ON' BUT WE DIDNT FUCK OR ANYTHING (i think) but you know how that can be a nsfw/robot pun

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that same fanfic me and mettaton got married and he wore a wedding dress and i wore a tux and it was so cute

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one of them had red hair and she had a polly pocket doll😭

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i just remembered the mettaton fanfic i read a few years ago where me and him actually had kids-
b4 you say anything ik thats impossible bc hes a robot but basically we didnt have sex in it or anything, alphys just took some of my dna and some dna-parts or something from mettaton idk and then poof we have half robot kiddies now-??? wtf???

me when that happened: w0w 👁️👁️

the baby super monkey ball monkey says fuck now. feel old yet?

me: constant sobbing while thinking about my past as eyeliner runs down as i cry
hard drive song: PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND

i feel like even when im having a mental breakdown while laughing and crying at the same time id still play my mettaton playlist bc thats just the way i work

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i am very tired

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