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Android users: What is your preferred Mastodon app?

Admin Stuff: Trending hashtags have been enabled. I’m letting all hashtags sail through without review, but if you see one that is objectionable, please let me know!

Okay, I fixed it! It involves deleting the emote and reuploading it with a new shortname. Pretty annoying. I'd love it if the shortnames could be edited from within the admin UI.

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POLL TIME! :thonking:

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Do you want to see the "trending hashtags" section on our instance?

Hey there sleepy peeps: now has emoji categories to make finding the perfect shitposting components easier!

The only weird thing that I need to figure out is that the Baba Is Emote section is reusing shortcodes for generic emoji and not displaying the correct Baba images. I'm trying to find out how to change the shortcode on an existing emoji to fix this.

Sex, Grey-Ace, Open Marriage? (+++) 

So I guess I’m in an “open marriage” now? I feel really good about things, which is so funny to me. Gladly cheering my husband on to go find some nice dicks and have a good time, lol.

And now I have opportunities too, which is kind of exciting? I may be a flavor of ace but that greyness does come into play and I have my moments. It feels strangely positive that we can go do our respective thing, and come back to each other at the end of the day strong as ever.

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Sex, Grey-Ace, Open Marriage? (+++) 

Our conversation reinforced my belief that we have nothing to worry about as far as remaining close as a couple; he was very clear that he understood the boundaries of the matter — not an opening to a polycule, not an opening to form romantic relationships, be careful about choosing partners to avoid awkward entanglement, keep communication super open, be safe.

Good, good.

He also said “fair’s fair” and that I could play with others too. So there’s that, lol.

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Sex, Grey-Ace, Open Marriage? (+++) 

Had a long-overdue conversation w/ non-ace husband about how my grey-aceness affects him. I broached the subject of opening things up so he can “play” with others who can address his needs in ways I can’t. He’d actually had a positive experience w/ a relationship like that in the past (he and partner were bi) and was familiar and open to such an arrangement. Weirdly, that is a big relief to me; he can get his needs met, and I don’t feel like I’m depriving him.

Hey friends who are a masto : Is there a way to shut off these new constant emails about approving ?

Admin Note:
Suspended domain due to having an abundance of gab and spinster federated content

I can’t tell if having a bunch of plants in my room and having the windows open is helping my mood, or it’s because houseplants are a new hyperfixation assuaging my need for a new thing to obsess over

🔴 raw emoji ore, ready for chiseling into a ❤️ for mufos and friends

This quarter's manly butt pellets have been acquired. :sparkles_trans:

Wait, what is that?



Did you always want to use Toot!, but did it just not look MANLY ENOUGH?

You can now buy Toot! for Men as an in-app purchase! You're a man, you can afford it!

You will get the all-new and entirely testosterone-fuelled TACTICOOL THEME:

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did you know i draw a COMIC
with watercolors and markers and ink

and its scifi conspiracy stuff

check it out

tfw you type up a toot response to a federated tweet and decide at the last moment that most people probably wouldn’t find it as funny as you do to mention marc weiner, creator of hit nickelodeon tv show “weinerville” which ran from 1993-1994

Oh hey... I wonder when @tootapp added this? Nicely done!

(Though as an admin I’ll be leaving it off so I can catch naughties)

Just thinking about the in-joke I have with my husband about the tiny anole lizards that are everywhere in Florida: After they do their aggressive push-ups at you, they emit a tiny, almost inaudible ᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀ

i am especially tired today

no idea why

i got what felt like enough sleep

but man i just want to fall asleep for the rest of the day

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i am very tired

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