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Wait, what is that?

YES YOU HEARD RIGHT!

TOOT! FOR MEN!

Did you always want to use Toot!, but did it just not look MANLY ENOUGH?

You can now buy Toot! for Men as an in-app purchase! You're a man, you can afford it!

You will get the all-new and entirely testosterone-fuelled TACTICOOL THEME:

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HEY SNOUTS
did you know i draw a COMIC
with watercolors and markers and ink

and its scifi conspiracy stuff

check it out
inhuman-comic.com

tfw you type up a toot response to a federated tweet and decide at the last moment that most people probably wouldn’t find it as funny as you do to mention marc weiner, creator of hit nickelodeon tv show “weinerville” which ran from 1993-1994

Oh hey... I wonder when @tootapp added this? Nicely done!

(Though as an admin I’ll be leaving it off so I can catch naughties)

Just thinking about the in-joke I have with my husband about the tiny anole lizards that are everywhere in Florida: After they do their aggressive push-ups at you, they emit a tiny, almost inaudible ᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀ

i am especially tired today

no idea why

i got what felt like enough sleep

but man i just want to fall asleep for the rest of the day

Yay for Toot! sending notifications to my watch to let me know something was super wrong.

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ADMIN STUFF:
I have suspended the domain weedis.life for creating hundreds of accounts and spam-following everyone and creating a nuisance. You shouldn't get bothered by them anymore, sleepyheads.

Debating letting my lobes shrink down and going to big ol’ captive bead rings instead. I used to have small ones (which is why my sona has them) but got a wild hair and decided to stretch. But I have some nice plugs... 🤔

Offer of Help & Support & Info Re: Trans Experiences, Health & History 

HELLO FRIENDS. :transceiver: Please feel free to message me about anything you like. All questions are cool if asked in good faith.

(Minors: Some more explicit subjects will be off the table specifically for you, as a matter of necessity. Thank you for understanding.)

You can DM me here on Mastodon, or:
Telegram/Twitter/Instagram: @Beaveresque

You’re strong. You’re capable. You’re cool as hell. You got this. :trans:

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Offer of Help & Support & Info Re: Trans Experiences, Health & History 

— Curious about the pros/cons of different T delivery methods? (I’ve used shots, topical, and implants.)

— Curious about how a double-incision mastectomy looks after 13 years?

— Curious about how pretty much anything has played out for me personally as a trans dude in the past decade and a half?

— Just wanna chat about gender nonsense? Ask random questions? Wanna vent? Just want support from someone who can kinda relate?

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Offer of Help & Support & Info Re: Trans Experiences, Health & History 

Just throwing this out there, spurred by recent discussions.

Hi. I’m Jaxen. I’m trans, FTM.

I’m also relatively “old” by trans timeline standards — been at this gender stuff since 2005 when I was 23. On T since then. Top surgery 2006. Hysto 2010.

— Curious about coming out, trans rights, trans support, and trans healthcare “back in my day”?

— Curious about what it’s like a decade+ on T?

is there an updated "shitty instances to block" list? the last one i used, the admin was taking a break, i think

funny though, is that i was recognized as the admin of iamveryti.red for the first time ever, at anthrocon this year

that was kinda neat

man oh manos the hands of fate, i have been so tired lately

man, if there’s anything I love more than a lack of answers, it’s complete non-answers

These two, and a pair of pants with arrows pointing in so many different directions saying “feet???” underneath em printed all over

Ideal outfit

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i am very tired

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