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Just thinking about the in-joke I have with my husband about the tiny anole lizards that are everywhere in Florida: After they do their aggressive push-ups at you, they emit a tiny, almost inaudible ᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀ

i am especially tired today

no idea why

i got what felt like enough sleep

but man i just want to fall asleep for the rest of the day

Yay for Toot! sending notifications to my watch to let me know something was super wrong.

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ADMIN STUFF:
I have suspended the domain weedis.life for creating hundreds of accounts and spam-following everyone and creating a nuisance. You shouldn't get bothered by them anymore, sleepyheads.

Debating letting my lobes shrink down and going to big ol’ captive bead rings instead. I used to have small ones (which is why my sona has them) but got a wild hair and decided to stretch. But I have some nice plugs... 🤔

Offer of Help & Support & Info Re: Trans Experiences, Health & History 

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Offer of Help & Support & Info Re: Trans Experiences, Health & History 

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Offer of Help & Support & Info Re: Trans Experiences, Health & History 

is there an updated "shitty instances to block" list? the last one i used, the admin was taking a break, i think

funny though, is that i was recognized as the admin of iamveryti.red for the first time ever, at anthrocon this year

that was kinda neat

man oh manos the hands of fate, i have been so tired lately

man, if there’s anything I love more than a lack of answers, it’s complete non-answers

These two, and a pair of pants with arrows pointing in so many different directions saying “feet???” underneath em printed all over

Ideal outfit

Subtoot: I am not obligated to have cute chats with you anymore after you say something racist.

“No, I’m not high; why do you ask?” I reply as I stand naked in my kitchen at midnight, eating spoonfuls of peanut butter and jelly directly from the jars

tfw you can overhear your ancap husband in the other room loudly lecturing his friends on discord about how countries with socialized medicine can only do so because the u.s. subsidizes their militaries

:blobconfused:

Gay-owned furniture store idea:

Home O’ Sectionals

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i am very tired

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