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is there an updated "shitty instances to block" list? the last one i used, the admin was taking a break, i think

funny though, is that i was recognized as the admin of iamveryti.red for the first time ever, at anthrocon this year

that was kinda neat

figured i'd make an instance-appropriate toot

man oh manos the hands of fate, i have been so tired lately

man, if there’s anything I love more than a lack of answers, it’s complete non-answers

These two, and a pair of pants with arrows pointing in so many different directions saying “feet???” underneath em printed all over

Ideal outfit

Subtoot: I am not obligated to have cute chats with you anymore after you say something racist.

“No, I’m not high; why do you ask?” I reply as I stand naked in my kitchen at midnight, eating spoonfuls of peanut butter and jelly directly from the jars

tfw you can overhear your ancap husband in the other room loudly lecturing his friends on discord about how countries with socialized medicine can only do so because the u.s. subsidizes their militaries

:blobconfused:

Gay-owned furniture store idea:

Home O’ Sectionals

The past two weeks have been super stressful for work

Manager: i need you to take on this huge project to appease these customers because we horribly broke the software with the latest service pack
Me: ok
Manager, later: why haven't you been taking calls from the queue, you need to pull your weight
Me: i haven't had a lunch break in a week and a half
Manager: calls calls numbers numbers
Me: i'm very hungry
Manager: Q U E U E

frick
i go one day
ONE DAY
without washing my lack-of-hair

and i itch like a thousand ants are taking up residence on my head

James T. Kirk: pan switch

Jean-Luc Picard: bossy bottom

Kathryn Janeway: The Best Domme You've Ever Had

Benjamin Sisko: really good at quickies

Jonathan Archer: Scott Bakula

FURRIES LISTEN UP

Have you donated money towards ALS in honour of our pal @dogbomb1@twitter.com? Great! Save those receipts, and let @QuotationMarkBB@twitter.com and @BoozyBadger@twitter.com know! They're tracking money raised by the furry community and will do something epic once $20K has been raised!

Heck! Y'all, iamveryti.red has popped over 200 users. Neat!

Thank you all for being part of this instance! :heart_sparkles_pride:

alsa.org/

Please consider donating if you're able to. Doesn't matter how big or small it is.

We have a new doggo~

She's a young German Shepherd named Jazzy and she's such a sweetie. Very chill for the most part, though a little barky when someone approaches who she doesn't really know, or she hears people moving around and she doesn't know who it is yet. But that's okay, she settles down pretty quickly once she knows it's all good.

Pics to come~

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i am very tired

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