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i go one day
without washing my lack-of-hair

and i itch like a thousand ants are taking up residence on my head

James T. Kirk: pan switch

Jean-Luc Picard: bossy bottom

Kathryn Janeway: The Best Domme You've Ever Had

Benjamin Sisko: really good at quickies

Jonathan Archer: Scott Bakula


Have you donated money towards ALS in honour of our pal Great! Save those receipts, and let and know! They're tracking money raised by the furry community and will do something epic once $20K has been raised!

Heck! Y'all, has popped over 200 users. Neat!

Thank you all for being part of this instance! :heart_sparkles_pride:

Please consider donating if you're able to. Doesn't matter how big or small it is.

We have a new doggo~

She's a young German Shepherd named Jazzy and she's such a sweetie. Very chill for the most part, though a little barky when someone approaches who she doesn't really know, or she hears people moving around and she doesn't know who it is yet. But that's okay, she settles down pretty quickly once she knows it's all good.

Pics to come~

Had this song stuck in my head the past few days. Not sure why.

Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody wang chung tonight. If I don't see you wanging chung, so help me GOD

Okay, I'm seeing a bunch of brouhaha about Telegram goofing something up, but nobody is giving any details about the problem. Just "telegram is canceled lol" or "write to telegram about how bad this is" but I can't find a dang thing about what's actually going on.

Looks like something's real fuckled with tonight.

can't log in, can't see anything.

Ffff. Apparently I can only upload PNGs for custom emoji, but I can copy GIFs from other instances no problem.

I wanted a full BABA IS YOU set of blocks & letters, but I only have a piecemeal collection based on what people in my timeline have tooted.

Reminder to y’all,

April is autism awareness month. Couple of things:

1) do not support Autism Speaks. At all. They silence the voices of actual autistic people and seek a “cure” and compare us to cancer

2) stop and call out others reducing autism to a punchline and/or insult

i got bored so i made a huge pack of baba is you text emojis with black outlines so they're visible on any backgrounds grab it here if u want it :blobcatuwu:

hnmm, i want to wear nail polish again but as a bald fat dude approaching 40 in a few years, i dunno if that’s a thing i can do anymore, esp living in the south

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i am very tired

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