Wait, what is that?

YES YOU HEARD RIGHT!

TOOT! FOR MEN!

Did you always want to use Toot!, but did it just not look MANLY ENOUGH?

You can now buy Toot! for Men as an in-app purchase! You're a man, you can afford it!

You will get the all-new and entirely testosterone-fuelled TACTICOOL THEME:

@silvally The 3a xl has a bit of an HDR effect which made the shadows a little less stark and contrasting, and evened out the lighting in general.

HEY SNOUTS
did you know i draw a COMIC
with watercolors and markers and ink

and its scifi conspiracy stuff

check it out
inhuman-comic.com

@a_bun @pizza WHERE IS THE LIE THOUGH

grainy, mealy shit apples

family memory childhood -- 

tfw you type up a toot response to a federated tweet and decide at the last moment that most people probably wouldn’t find it as funny as you do to mention marc weiner, creator of hit nickelodeon tv show “weinerville” which ran from 1993-1994

@minty_da All the blob emotes are modifications of Google emoji to begin with, so I imagine it’s fine to mod them further

@NinTheFolf Oh absolutely, but the description insinuates that they’ll curate a larger list at some point

Oh hey... I wonder when @tootapp added this? Nicely done!

(Though as an admin I’ll be leaving it off so I can catch naughties)

Just thinking about the in-joke I have with my husband about the tiny anole lizards that are everywhere in Florida: After they do their aggressive push-ups at you, they emit a tiny, almost inaudible ᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀ

@transwarp I will not be dictated to about how to run my instance. I have appreciated your input, and you have been helpful, which I thank you for. However, I will address things as I deem most fitting. You are not a mod nor an admin, and just because you want a user banned immediately doesn’t mean that’s what I will do. If you want to leave because I didn’t heed that direct demand once, you are free to do so; Mastodon has a lot of great instances that you may enjoy.

@transwarp I believe — at worst — the user in question is a naive centrist. Based on their recent toots over the past few weeks, and based on their response to my personal addressing of the situation tonight, they are not attempting to “infiltrate” this instance on behalf of some nefarious plot, but acting on some (admittedly misguided) attempts at kumbaya peacemaking. I am continuing to monitor the situation and have already acted on it.

@Anxielepa I believe you. You seem to have a good heart, and want to do the right thing. We just have to be careful about who we defend, because we may very well be defending those who wish to do harm, as they love to put on the sheep's clothing of "free speech" and "just a joke" and "only want to discuss".

@Anxielepa @ActNebbish Appreciated.

Speaking in general, this instance's TOS and guidelines make it very clear who is and is not allowed to have a platform, and what is and is not up for debate.

Speaking specifically, there is nothing to debate about the continued existence and equality of racial minorities, gender and sexual minorities, immigrants, refugees, and the like. Anyone wishing to "debate" this clearly has interests in eradicating them. There is no discussion to be had.

Thank you.

@Anxielepa @ActNebbish Heather Heyer would like a word with you...from the afterlife.

i am especially tired today

no idea why

i got what felt like enough sleep

but man i just want to fall asleep for the rest of the day

And while I'm at it, might as well block Gab. :antifa:

Yay for Toot! sending notifications to my watch to let me know something was super wrong.

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Welcome to iamveryti.red! A little Mastodon instance for sleepy peeps, friends both old and new, and other decent folks, run by Jaxen Beaver.

This 18+ instance is meant to be a safe, friendly place for everyone to interact with each other without fear of trolling, antagonism, and discrimination. It's especially friendly for queer and trans individuals, and furries are also welcome!