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I'M GOING TO SPAM THE TIMELINE AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME

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#Interests Post??? I guess??????? 

I might make this better later, but for now this is what you get!









(100%'d it, but tag your spoilers anyway)








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A clockwork construct discovered that there was far more advanced technology than what he was created using. He touched the pizza symbol. Sadly, no pizza materialized. He questioned why he needed to eat in the first place.

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every programming language has its niche. for example, java is perfect for making you want to turn off the computer and go outside forever

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i just didnt like everything on kid a and am now checking out the new contrapoints video is making me a switch or you fuckers actually click on the 3 dots.. it looks like they got it right. sleep is not yet met the demon that dude that boost a toot that includes the word "birthday"!!!! TRY IT!!!! ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!! BOOST THIS TOOT OR GET POPPED, NOOB

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remember that time H.P. Lovecraft wrote a 4chan-level heated lengthy shitpost about why cats are way better than dogs

To this day this is the best quote from a kirby game, don't even @ me

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"If you know the secret ways, you can summon and bind a powerful being who will serve you, feed you, and protect you."
"What are those secret ways, mother?"
"I will teach you," she purred, and began washing the kittens.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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I wish I had enough of a personality to become an ebook

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Joker: "good morning Gotham. Did you know rawr means i love you in dinosaur? That's so sweet, so I've released dinosaurs throughout the city to share the love. Lol I'm so random XD "

Batman:

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... and she tasted the fruit from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil and said: "There are two kinds of people in the world."
She offered her mate the fruit and he tasted it and said: "Soon, there will be more."
"Yea," she replied, "there will never be only two kinds again."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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i often feel like we live in the timeline where the cartoon villain got the time machine and the protagonist hasn't fixed it yet

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