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A clockwork construct discovered that there was far more advanced technology than what he was created using. He touched the pizza symbol. Sadly, no pizza materialized. He questioned why he needed to eat in the first place.

is sudoku hard or am i just an idiot

Or both! Both is a very real possibility.

so we have a student who we asked to train a VAE to generate memes. he was showing us his newest model, which has problems with mode collapse, and was only outputting one thing over and over again (I swear I am not making this up):

"one does not simply make memes"

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I really like how you're totally allowed to just go back to sleep for the day the exact minute you wake up in Stardew Valley.
Normally I feel like pretty much any piece of media would shame me for that.

did you know? a group of canadians is called a hockey team!

My grandfather sent me this picture he took and said it was Herman’s father, Sherman

The admin of has ties to S.H.I.E.L.D.? What the fuck

heck the police!

...that was a joke, i really respect the military and police force for their hard work in protecting us

If youre a cop you have to admit you have a crush on me or something i don' t know i wasnt paying attention

dude i love sportsball
get the touchdown with the baseball for three points! hole in one!

⎝⎠ β•²β•±β•²β•± ⎝⎠

Self-Depreciating Humor Show more

venty whiny stuff Show more

Spherical Object: *rolls out of my grasp*

She sang to the spiders to weave her armour of silk, to the wasps to forge her a blade of paper and barbs, to the beavers to build her a chariot of birch bark and aspen, and to the wild sows to pull it.
She never asked the larks to sing her vengeance song, but they do.
#Cassoland #MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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i am very tired

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